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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

I went to the bookstore to buy a personal panacea (aka Burt's Bees lip balm), and browsed the clearance rack. I found Haiku U.: From Aristotle to Zola, 100 Great Books in 17 Syllables by David M. Bader. It was $3, and I couldn't pass it up.

Some selections:

The Metamorphosis- Franz Kafka

"What have I become?"
Uncertain, Gregor Samsa
puts out some feelers.

Oedipus Rex- Sophocles

Chorus: Poor bastard.
Oedipus: This is awful!
Blind Seer: Told you so.

One Hundred Years of Solitude- Gabriel Garcia Mรกrquez

Plagues, incest, madness,
human pig- children. Dios!
Where does the time go?

The Call of the Wild- Jack London

Alaskan tundra-
a dog finds his inner wolf.
White snows turn yellow.

The Canterbury Tales- Geoffrey Chaucer

Pilgrimmes on spryng braecke-
roadde trippe! Whoe farrtted? Yiuw didde.
Noe, naught meae. Yaes, yiuw.

3 comments:

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